A kiss on the lips means “come on!”
Calling us sexy makes us horny.
Don’t force us to go to a nail shop. (we look like fools)
Fighting and swearing is in our nature.
Never cheat on us. Or we will have to beat the crap out of the guy you cheated with.
We usually need your advice.
When we stare at you its because we think your hot.(or just plain ugly)
We dont like being slapped. So if you slap us expect a big break-up the next day.
We hate kissing in the rain.